"All targets achieved, so said the Sindh Chief Minister and the country is galloping towards development as per Nawaz Sharif and his band of merry men."
"What were the targets set by Sindh? To out-perform at all levels, relative to previous years!"
"I am not sure Sindhis are going to agree with you unless you mean out perform in terms of even worse than before?"
"Ha ha ha I am not going to comment on that as it would be pre-poll rigging."
"There is a tanker mafia in Karachi and those resident in major cities of other provinces are now learning that money can be made out of clean drinking water...."
"If you are trying to hit at Shahbaz Sharif..."
"No I am not, I am merely stating that it is Sindh that taught Punjab basics like how to make money from supplying clean drinking water to the public. You Punjabis boast about some visible mega projects during the past five years but I wanted to point out that Punjab is learning from Sindh..."
"Don't be facetious, anyway there are mounds of waste on the Karachi streets, hospitals have even less facilities than in Punjab, oh and by the way Shahbaz Sharif said that he only goes to London for cancer treatment as his medical history is with the British doctors from the time he was in exile and that any other medical problems he or his family have are dealt with by Punjabi doctors and..."
"And we must thank the Khan for this change in narrative."
"OK, but you can't really expect the Sharifs to go to Shaukat Khanum for treatment of cancer. I mean that would be jumping in a political minefield and..."
"Ah to live in a country where medical treatment from a particular hospital for a serious illness has political implications."
"Don't be facetious. Anyway we have The Lisper Shahid Khaqan Abbasi thundering at every forum against injustice to Nawaz Sharif..."
"And let Shahbaz Sharif learn a lesson from that! Maryam Nawaz feels that she can tweak The Lisper's strings as and when she desires while she cannot with her Uncle and so Uncle Dear you need to be careful when you say there is no outer-planetary tribes..."
"Cool, is that your translation of khalai mukhlooq?"
"Be respectful, it took The Niece more than five months of meetings with the elite, read not as in rich but as in rich in brain power that Maryam Nawaz has available at the drop of her hat, to refer to the establishment as an entity with links to outer space aliens..."
"Hey drop of a hat reminds me of Shahbaz Sharif and no other."
"I give up, but just a word of advice to Maryam Nawaz: can you please not constantly exhibit that superior smile when daddy is mouthing your narrative? It is alienating quite a few..."
"Be warned she may sic The Lisper or Khawaja Asif or Talal Chaudhry or Daniyal Aziz on you..."
"I apologize profusely."
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